The Rumbler [commission]

From the sci-fi web novel After Megiddo (https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21147/after-megiddo-the-book-of-gideon)

"What did you do with your life? Oh, hello Saint Peter, I don’t know, got trapped on a Dusk moon, befriended inanimate objects to pass the time as I slowly drifted in madness and then complete starvation."